Need some excitement in the bedroom? (Allegheny, Pennsylvania)

Need some excitement in the bedroom? (Allegheny, Pennsylvania)

Word of the day

The last time I wrote a blog I talked about the word "rude", now I am going to tackle another word. This one is more to my liking. The word is Satisfied.

Let's look at the meaning shall we?

1.	content: a satisfied look.

2.	completely paid, as a bill.

3.	convinced, as in an argument

Now lets put these definitions into my everyday life.

1. When a man goes out his way to please me....I bestow upon him my very best satisfied look.

2. The companies that have given me credit cards are not very satisfied with me at the moment.

3. When you butt heads with me....chances are you will not be satisfied with the results.

Well I am very satisfied with this blog, let me know what you think and please, be kind.

Word of the day

The words that I chose for todays lesson, boys and girls, are the words FUN and ADVENTUROUS. Now, lets take a look at the meaning of both.

adventurous (adjective).

1. inclined or willing to engage in adventures
2. full of risk; requiring courage; hazardous: an adventurous undertaking.

fun (noun, verb)

1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. Enjoyment; amusement.
3. Playful, often noisy, activity.

From what I can see, SEX is not a definition for either. Now of course, under fun, the meanings could possibly be misconstrued for sex....oh yeah, playful, often noisy, pleasure......but I digress, it still does not mention the word sex. So tell me why, when ever I meet a man they always ask if I'm fun and adventurous followed by either a wink or a dirty snicker? Boys, if you want to know if I'm gonna hop in the sack with your sorry ass on a first date, just ask me. I won't hit you up with any misinterpreted words, I'll just say:

NO (adverb, adjective, noun)
1. a denial or refusal
2. not at all; far from being
3. you gotta be fucking kidding! (lol my own version.)

Kissing....my favorite food

KISSING, is there anything more romantic or fun? For me, a good kissing session is even better than sex. I love to kiss and so far only one man has come close to being the perfect kisser. (Eddie, you do have a curse), yep...he made my toes curl. It seems though that the art of kissing has become a lost art. I have gone out with many men that say "I'm a great kisser" I say: "Oh yeah? who told you that?"

Most men think that making their tongue touch my uvula is the way to kiss. Oh no no no....just as anything else, there is a time and a place for the tongue. A kiss should involve the teasing of the lips, gentle sucking, nipping and of course a light caress of the tongue. Now the only way that I could show you the proper way to kiss is to invite each and every guy over, but with working 2 jobs my time is limited, so some friendly advice will have to suffice for now.

Please take notes, there just may be a quiz afterwards.

WHAT TO AVOID . . .
Bad breath -- use gum or mints to keep your mouth sweet. (brushing daily helps too!)
Boring kisses -- don't be afraid to smile, even giggle (guys will chuckle) Sigh and gaze into your partners eyes.
Silence -- every now and then say something sweet.
Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner.
Rigor Mortis -- always caress (not grope) your partner.

The secret to great kissing is variety.
Sometimes you're gentle, sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on the lips --ummm, like you can't control yourself because you haven't eaten for days.

But the best advice I can give you is practice, practice, practice. If you need some help, call me, it'll be my pleasure.