Friday, March 7, 2008

Kissing....my favorite food

KISSING, is there anything more romantic or fun? For me, a good kissing session is even better than sex. I love to kiss and so far only one man has come close to being the perfect kisser. (Eddie, you do have a curse), yep...he made my toes curl. It seems though that the art of kissing has become a lost art. I have gone out with many men that say "I'm a great kisser" I say: "Oh yeah? who told you that?"

Most men think that making their tongue touch my uvula is the way to kiss. Oh no no no....just as anything else, there is a time and a place for the tongue. A kiss should involve the teasing of the lips, gentle sucking, nipping and of course a light caress of the tongue. Now the only way that I could show you the proper way to kiss is to invite each and every guy over, but with working 2 jobs my time is limited, so some friendly advice will have to suffice for now.

Please take notes, there just may be a quiz afterwards.

WHAT TO AVOID . . .
Bad breath -- use gum or mints to keep your mouth sweet. (brushing daily helps too!)
Boring kisses -- don't be afraid to smile, even giggle (guys will chuckle) Sigh and gaze into your partners eyes.
Silence -- every now and then say something sweet.
Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner.
Rigor Mortis -- always caress (not grope) your partner.

The secret to great kissing is variety.
Sometimes you're gentle, sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on the lips --ummm, like you can't control yourself because you haven't eaten for days.

But the best advice I can give you is practice, practice, practice. If you need some help, call me, it'll be my pleasure.

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